marmarstylinson:

The number of times I yell “GAY” at my laptop screen on an average day is more than the number of texts I receive in any given month. 

• Mom: *calls my name*
• Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
• Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
• Me: 

eeisenberg:

but seriously. i hate sending messages to people first because what if they don’t feel like talking and i’m just annoying them. or if they hate me at the moment and there i go being all obnoxious.

belleanima:

i’ll claim your life

What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit.